Weston

Wes-"Mom, did you have a microwave when you were little?"
Me- "....yes"
Wes- " I designed microwaves when I was in heaven and dropped them down into the stores."
Bryce- "No you didn't"
Wes- "yes I did. Babies are really smart, you know!"
Bryce-"Well, you're not smart."
(Looks at me and says) "just kidding" very quietly with guilty eyes!

My boys are very entertaining!